Imagine the impact had it been Linsey cast as Daisy Dukes instead of Jessica Simpson in the Dukes of Hazzard remake? Why not? We’d pay the theater ticket price, the pay-per-view charge and buy the DVD, in that order. Jessica has a nice set, but now that they’ve remade the good ol’ boy series into a big screen movie, what better actress to pour into a pair of booty-clingers and that low-cut checkered top than Linsey? General-Lee speaking, Jessica’s a piece herself but she can’t hold a bra to LDM in the spillage department. Unfortunately, we can only dream away the days fantasizing about the unrealized possibilities.