“I hate to be so blunt, but this is one hot, fucking outfit! I absolutely love lingerie like this. For one thing, it’s black,one of my favorites, (lingerie stitched together out of burlap and plastic would probably be sexy as long as it were black). Another thing, this piece is so, I don’t know, elegant, I guess, but it still says ‘We’re going to have sex–you know it, and I know it, so let’s go to it!’ It’s the kind of thing I can picture women in the 40s seducing men in, can’t you? If you were to step out of your bedroom, and this was the something more comfortable you’d excused yourself to slip into, then I’d think you’d have your man wrapped around your finger, toe, thigh, what have you! I don’t care what anybody thinks, if you come on to a man in this outfit, you’re going to get shagged but good!
“I can’t help but think that the likelihood of success with a piece of lingerie this classy and this hot, has to be near perfect. Like a 100% shag factor. If I were the gal marketing this piece of lingerie, that’s how I’d sell it, ‘Lingerie with the guaranteed shag-factor.’ I bet they’d sell fabulously! Of course, maybe ‘d even model for their catalog. I think I’d be a great spokesperson. I could say, ‘Hi, I’m Linsey Dawn McKenzie, and when I wear this, I know I’m guaranteed to get what I want!’ ‘m certain a lot of women would be rushing out to get one just like this, with that sort of success rate.
“Sure, I don’t have to rely on a piece of lingerie when I want to have sex, but I think it adds to it when I wear something like this. I know that the guys I’ve been with have been quite turned on by me au natural, but even when you can’t hide a figure like mine behind some material like this, it adds something exciting. By the time I’m getting peeled out of this kind of outfit, believe me, I’m as wet and ready to get it on as the chap doing the peeling! I wish I had a thousand things just like this in my closet…well, maybe not just like this, I’m sure there are plenty of other designs that would make my pussy wet just by putting them on. Just like this one.”
“Then again, maybe if I keep it nobody will notice!”