By some quirk of light and film in this pictorial, the eye-searingly red swimsuit that Linsey’s demolishing looks like it was painted on and not real fabric. Linsey and her photographers are only a few minutes away from gritty, downtown Miami, although no one could ever guess that. This area is separated by water in a way that isolates and preserves it from encroachment. But no natural flora and fawna can match the power of LDM. It’s a place where local fishermen go to have a few brews, cast their rods and hope to reel in a mermaid like Linsey. They wish.