What’s a crumbling, ghost-infested castle without hot chicks walking around scared out of their wits? Mark your calendars, British Linsey fans. Linsey is headed for the telly. The latest news from England is that a new reality TV show is firing up to begin on March 12, ’04 for Living TV. Eight celebrities are going to be locked away for the weekend in a massive, haunted Celtic castle called Chillingham in Northumberland, a county in north-east England.The crew will be given a list of scary challenges and money will be earned for charity with every challenge they complete. “I’m Famous And Frightened!” will star Linsey Dawn McKenzie, writer Gary Bushell, TV’s Keith Chegwin, Coronation Street star Julie Goodyear, wildlife expert Terry Nutkins, model Nancy Sorrell, TV presenter Cheryl Baker and radio presenter Toby Anstis. Chillingham Castle was built in the 13th century, but has been uninhabited and neglected since 1933. Once owned by the family of the Earl Grey, the property now belongs to Sir Humphry Bart, who is restoring the castle, no easy task as the place is filled with hidden rooms and stairways–a virtual maze of abandoned and covered-up former restorations. Chillingham also has a charming ancient torture chamber complete with an Iron Maiden, a bed of nails, a stretching rack, a spiked chair, and loveliest of all, a trap door in the floor through which can be seen the bones of children that died in the vault below. We’re looking forward to seeing lots of goosebumps raised on Linsey’s famous boobs. Check your local television listings for “I’m Famous And Frightened” and congrats to LDM from her boys at LinseysWorld. Let’s hope Linsey wears something superhot to walk around the castle in, like her clothing in this week’s pictorial.