“Around the time I was 19, I started liking my figure. Not really the breasts, but just how the whole package came together. And then some guy told me that more than a mouthful was a waste. That’s why I appreciate you guys. Seriously, though, I was going to get a breast reduction after that. My boyfriend told me he liked me better as a double-D. He talked me into it. I made an appointment and everything. I was all set to go. Then, the day before the appointment, I just said to myself, ‘You know, if he doesn’t like my titties, he can just go find a smaller-breasted woman.'” No one could say it better. If only more big-boobed women thought and behaved like Africa. What a better world it would be.