Spying and peeping on chicks is serious business and chances are good you’re gonna get caught. They have a sixth sense about being eye-banged. Tiggle Bitties catches you peeping outside her window but she’s not going to call the local constables. She decides instead to treat you to a boobtastic show you didn’t expect to see.
SCORELAND: So Tiggle, have you ever dated a shorter guy whose face was level with your boobs?
Tiggle: Not quite that short but I have dated a couple of girls that were boob level. One guy was close but not quite.
SCORELAND: What’s it like for you going through airports? We can imagine it.
Tiggle: Most of the time it’s pretty exciting. The TSA is always fun because they have quite a bit of underwire to cover! Plus, I get so much attention in the airport.
SCORELAND: Do you drive? Do seat belts fit you comfortably?
Tiggle: I do drive but less and less. Cars are uncomfortable. I typically tuck the shoulder strap of the seat belt under my boobs because it squishes my poor boobies.
SCORELAND: Do you dance when you’re playing music at home?
Tiggle: Any one of your camera security people could answer that, with how much dancing I do in the makeup room. “Watch out for flying booooobs!”