Today is International Fruit Day. Juliana Simms is here on behalf of the melons party to show her support for this great holiday. There are no melons in Juliana’s kitchen so she’s brought her own melons. You’ll marvel again at their size, shape and sweetness as soon as Juliana takes off her apron, tank top and brassiere. Every kitchen should have a Juliana Simms in charge.
SCORELAND: What is the funniest thing a guy ever did to get you to go out with him?
Juliana: He sang right under my window. But it did not help him. I did not go out with him.
SCORELAND: What is the funniest thing that ever happened because of your breasts?
Juliana: The funniest thing is always when I run.
SCORELAND: That we would like to see. When you’re trying on a bra, what do you do to test whether it’s going to fit right?
Juliana: I see how it fits when I move around and if the straps do not hurt my shoulders. It is hard for me to find proper-sized bras for my boobs. Right now I buy size 80I. That is a European size.