Certain phrases must be said. The spybook demands them. “Are you horny, baby?” That’s one. “Groovy, baby!” That’s two. “It’s shaggedelic!” That’s three. And that’s enough, with the possible exception of “Spy ring busted!” Linsey makes Modesty Blaise, Agent 99, Pussy Galore, Mrs. Peel and the Girl From U.N.C.L.E. look like anorexic fashion models. She’s fully Licensed to Jill and also Licensed to Spill…over. Austin Powers himself would be polishing his automatic while spying on Linsey. Is her brassiere wired? What is the secret of spy bust cream? Is Linsey real or is she an evil Fembot under the control of Ernst Stavro Blow-Fellows? And is her cocked gun really molded from James Bond’s dangling participle? Today you will see what British spies really do when they’re under surveillance. All of these questions and much more will be answered in: Linsey Dawn Secret Agent!
Three The Hard Way Sandra Star goes home with Dellon after their late date. She’s dressed to show her amazing rack and turn guys into mad men. They’re both horny and Dellon is boob drunk over beautiful Sandra’s big tits as well as over every inch of he…
XL Girls’ Jackumentary series looks at Michelle May, a pretty California blonde built like a brickhouse. Michelle made a big impact even though she did not model nearly enough as far as tits & ass men were concerned.
“She has a lovely face which seems to have a permanent come and fuck me look. Add to that wonderful boobs and a spankable looking ass and you have perfection,” wrote CY. Michelle was going to nursing school during her modeling years. Is she done with modeling completely? Finished? Over and out? It’s a question we will never answer because if girls like Diane Poppos and Renee Ross can make big, unexpected comebacks, many others could too.
Michelle never experienced big-boob prejudice when she was growing up; the bullying and the mean jokes. “I got a lot of smiles and winks from a lot of the guys when I was growing up,” said Michelle. “I went to school in California and everyone showed a lot of skin. I mean, it is commonplace for people to walk around half-naked in California. I would say that I was the flavor of the week, for maybe a week and then people got over it. I got the nickname Shelly Big Boobs and Tits McGee. It was all in good fun. No one ever went out of their way to be nasty to me.”