See that chick over there having a Dry Martini? Wow, is she great or what? No guy around? That’s unbelievable. You figure she’d be surrounded by men eager to get her phone number, like thirsty horses crowding each other at a watering hole. That’s one hell of a dress. Look at the cleavage on her. She’s got enough there for four women. Maybe even five. Wonder what her name is. Hey what’s she doing? She…she…she’s taking off her clothes! She…she’s getting naked on top of the bar! What kinda bar is this? This is the best place in the world. Hey, she’s giving me the eye! Now what…? Uh-oh, gotta get back to work. Lunchtime’s over. Damn! Gotta come back here again. Wonder if she has a sister…?