Thirty-one-year-old Elle is our Bush-Baby this month. She told us that eventually she’s going to shave. Is that a shame? Is that a good thing? It depends on who you ask. “I’ve had blokes who swore they were converted into loving pubes because they took a run at me. I’ve also had blokes who told me that they’d shag, but they could never date a woman with hair. I suppose beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” Elle told us.
“I used to work as a pole dancer a long time ago,” Elle continued. “But I gave that up. It was so exciting, but it wasn’t the most-stable job. I was the only dancer who had knickers full of pubes, but that often worked to my advantage. There were loads of 18-year-old girls dancing next to me, and they had their fair share of suitors, but the older businessmen preferred me. That was fine, by the way. They had more money to spend on lap dances! Plus, I could grab their wrists and guide their fingers through my curlies. That always got me a few extra quid!”
We’re sorry that Elle is going to eventually shave. Still, we asked her to take pictures when she does. Bald pussy is better than no pussy, right?