Listen up, Autumn-Jade maniacs. The lady’s a cockrocker in red. Our horndog photographer was slobbering all over himself as he shot A-J in this oriental-style boom-boom room. When we saw this set, our nutsacks lost control. What is it about Autumn? Set after set, she never strays from the basics. That cum-all-over-my-sweet-face look. Those fleshy floppers she loves to fondle. Those million dollar legs we’d love to rub our hot pricks all over. That pert little butt that begs to be plugged. And a twat that’s always fresh and hot.”Don’t you know?” Autumn asks us. “It’s called K-I-S-S. ‘Keep it simple, stupid’. I keep it simple. ‘Cause I know what you all want. And I’m just so thrilled to keep on giving it to you.” So, gentlemen, give the lady in red some respect. And a healthy dose of your man-glaze. It’s the right thing to do.