Two guys are sitting around talking.
“She’s hot,” one of them says.
“It’s my mom, man. Don’t even think about it.”
Well, mom shows up. It’s 43-year-old Sindi Star, and when she squeezes past where the friend is sitting, she practically shoves her ass in his face, drawing a shake of the head from her disgusted son. Poor kid. It’s not easy having a MILF slut for a mom.
“Are you sure you’re his mom?” tact-lacking friend says, “You two look nothing alike.”
“My dad, bro'” the son says. “She has a thing for dark-skinned men.”
“I sure do,” mom says.
Yeah, and guess what? The friend happens to have dark skin, and then the son gets a call on his cell phone, and then mom and the friend are left alone together.
We’ll let you figure out what happens next, but put it this way: If mom was planning on going for a facial today, she got one at home.