“I’m not really a cooking type of a girl. I’m more of a ‘lay around and fuck me’ kind of girl. So when I find a man who will cook for me, it’s a really big turn on. But it’s not guaranteed that I will fuck you just ’cause you throw some slop together and call it dinner. If what a guy cooks me tastes bad, he’s out. I enjoy the finer things in life and if a guy gives me bad food I will just assume he’s a bad fuck. Now, I don’t expect anything fancy. It could be mac n’ cheese and I’d eat it so long as it tastes good. And if the dude feeds it to me, it’s over. His dick will be in my mouth so fast he won’t know what hit him.”
Sex In The Office Fuckin’-A! Marilyn Mayson looks like she wants to fuck Peter into a coma. That look in her eyes is a dead giveaway. The maneater look that says, “I wanna bang you.” She’s gone to see him because there have been complaints about the wa…
XL Girls: What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Porsche: I guess my first girl experience was pretty kinky. I had toys so we were just going at it with each other like crazy. We were using vibrators. I love vibrators, especially if they have the little clit tickler on them. I prefer the vibrators over dildos. They feel better.
XL Girls: Do you get a lot of comments about your boobs when you go out?
Porsche: I get a lot of chicks who hate on me, especially at the mall. I don’t know what it is about the mall, but if I’m walking through there they’ll just stare at me. Then they’re in their little, cliquey groups talking shit about me. I notice their boyfriends looking especially when the girl doesn’t have any tits at all. It’s not my fault he’s looking. They should get mad at him for being rude.
XL Girls: Do you think it’s rude when someone is looking at you?
Porsche: It depends on how they do it and what they look like. A cute guy who is checking me out and smiles at me is different than a guy who is just creepily staring at my chest. If I’m out and about and a guy makes conversation with me, it’s a million times better than staring like you’re about ready to jack off.
XL Girls: Thank you, Porsche. We’ll save the jacking off for later when we watch your video.