Stick it up, way up! Officer Merilyn’s going to bust your sorry ass…. Just as soon as she gets done having a massive orgasmic explosion. We’ve heard about these Russian cops. We wonder if crime would rise or decrease with more peace officers like Merilyn. However, the likelihood of that happening is 500 billion to one. One thing is certain. If it meant taking a beating to get close to her, many of us would consider it worth the pain.